" roses are dead,
love is fake,
weddings are basically
funerals with cake. ", funny wooden sign is from Mama's mini collection.
Mama's minis stand alone, and are perfect for that special vignette, or shelf in your home.
Approximate Size: 3.5x6"
Made of solid pine wood.
All mini signs are self standing and do not come with hanging
Painted, sanded, and professionally printed just for you.
Please note that each sign is unique and will be slightly different. Some will feature exposed knots and natural wood grains, blemishes, knots, and dings that I do not try to cover up or remove, it adds to its unique charm.
If you need your order by a particular date, please let me know in advance and I will do my best to accommodate.
I hope that each piece I make for you tells a story of who you are, in your home.
I look forward to creating custom art for you to cherish a lifetime:)
7 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Current orders have a wait time of anywhere from 7-10 business days, because all of our items are created after the order is placed. This does not include shipping times . Please view current processing times on listings before ordering
All of Mamas Mini signs are 6x3.5” , 5x8” and 5.5x6”
Mama Says Signs are all sealed for protection, to clean you can dust or wipe with a damp cloth. Do not use cleaning products on the sign while cleaning.
Our outdoor signs are sealed with an outdoor sealer, and painted on an outdoor grade 3/4 fir plyboard. For longevity signs do best in sheltered areas such as patios, decks, porches, and against walls.
We are open Monday to Friday 8:30-4:30.
We will respond to messages as soon as possible during these times, but please keep in mind it may not be instant as we are painting orders. Paint covered hands and keyboards don't mix
All signs are shipped via Canada Post or our third party border shipping company.
Most signs are shipped with USPS ( via our third party shipping company), after your items ship tracking will not update until it reaches a USPS location on Niagara Falls, NY.
Australia and UK customers small signs are sent USPS surface mail with no tracking. Shipping is estimated at 2-6 weeks
All small signs are shipped without tracking to keep costs low for you. If you would like a tracking service please contact me before ordering, and I will create a custom shipping for you to purchase.
To some international locations it can take upwards of 15-20 days to reach you ( this does not include lead time).
VAT, DUTY, and Customs charges vary by country. These are the buyer's responsibility.
Nov 16, 2022
Unfortunately she needed a new replacement to make it, which is fine but over 2 months of waiting was a lot. I reached out several times. The sign wasn’t even painted on the sides, which it was a gift so it looked half done. Really disappointed.
Nov 7, 2022
Nov 5, 2022
Absolutely love the signs I purchased! Bought a couple as Christmas gifts. Very well done! Strongly recommend! Shipping took a little longer than expected.